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“Voltgate” Raises the Question: Has GM Really Changed?

Bob Lutz drives in the Volt

The Chevrolet Volt’s gas-powered internal combustion four sometimes powers the car’s front wheels. Techie Frank Markus described this week how the long-awaited car’s “extended-range electric” system works. Since then, some of General Motors’ many critics have pointed to his description, and that of a few of our competitors, as proof why the new Chevy should be called a plug-in hybrid, not an EV.

2011 Chevrolet Volt

By now, the brass occupying the top floors of GM’s Renaissance Center HQ are asking each other, “why do they hate us so much?” Chris Paine painted GM as the guilty party in his 2006 documentary, “Who Killed the Electric Car?” 

After that movie was released, Bob Lutz (pictured at top driving the Volt on the stage during its 2008 world introduction) introduced the Chevrolet Volt concept at the 2007 Detroit auto show, and started referring to the Volt as an “extended range electric car.” The problem in the ensuing years is not with whether GM’s engineers could match Lutz’s description. The problem is that GM’s marketing and public relations department couldn’t, or wouldn’t let go of the original message.

We notched 299 miles during our first real-world test of the Chevy Volt, and recorded 126.7 mpg in the process. Those 299 miles reflected the way an owner might use the Volt under a variety of conditions. If you buy the Volt as your daily commuter, you could use it Monday through Friday without burning a drop of gasoline, assuming you live within 18 miles from work (and can’t plug it in at work).

Then you could cover all your weekend errands with it, plus maybe dinner and a movie. Or you could take it on a weekend getaway, say from Los Angeles to Santa Barbara or Detroit to Grand Rapids (fold down the rear seats and take your mountain bikes) and burn maybe $10 of unleaded premium.

Volt advertising is trying to explain this all to American consumers. It’s “the only electric car that uses gas to create its own electricity.” Well, yikes. I mean, GM is still calling it an electric car, and it’s still struggling to describe how it works.

2011 Chevrolet motor bay

I don’t know anything about marketing, but how about something like, “an electric car most of the time, a real car all of the time”? Awkward, perhaps, but in the last five years, GM marketing has had a lot of time to polish an accurate description into something more elegant.
 
For more than three of those last five years, it was under the Old GM, the same company whose marketing department failed to delineate too many brands long after “a car for every purse and purpose” had lost its value. Take the Pontiac Grand Am and Oldsmobile Alero. I once asked someone at Pontiac what, under the skin, made the Grand Am different from the Alero. Did the Excitement Division bless the Grand Am with a sportier chassis? Well, not in the springs and shocks — the Pontiac exec said the Grand Am felt sportier because it had different seat mounts. That kind of thinking explains why GM marketing did nothing for the Volt for its first three-and-a-half years of development.

Since July 2009′s bankruptcy, we’ve seen many signs of GM’s transformation. It’s a much smaller, slimmer automaker with seriously competitive new management at the top. Insiders say GM brass doesn’t hold meetings about holding meetings anymore, and the actual meetings are shorter. Presumably, they’re not guided by PowerPoints anymore, either. Things are getting done, and the promising future product in the works pre-bankruptcy is progressing apace.

GM's Joel Ewanick

For the last year, GM Chairman Ed Whitacre has shuffled and re-shuffled the marketing department. I don’t know whether he’s satisfied with the current marketing department, with ex-Hyundai, ex-Nissan exec Joel Ewanick (pictured at left) leading it, but in the meantime, the Volt seems to have slipped through the cracks.

By the time some engineers revealed a few months ago that the Volt’s internal combustion engine powers the front wheels under certain conditions, including speeds above 70 mph, GM marketing should have been hard at work to fix Lutz’s original message.

So it’s not a pure electric. If you can afford to sit around and not go anywhere while your pure electric recharges, don’t buy a Chevy Volt.

Since its bankruptcy, GM has had about 14 months to get the message right on its most important new car (from an image standpoint, if nothing else) in decades. It should have been honest with the question of whether there is any connection between engine and wheels. And it should have spent some time, money and imagination to develop a new, post-Lutzian description for the Chevy Volt.

Its failure to do so raises a big question: Is New GM any different than Old GM?

A Small, Sweet Serving of Top Gear (America)

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At 7 a.m., a serpentine line forms around a hangar at Southern California’s El Toro Marine Base. Car nuts, aspiring actors, models, and nosey media types like me have gathered today to catch a glimpse of America’s version of Top Gear

After securing my place in line, I’m swapping favorite episode stories with fellow bystanders, some of whom have come from as far away as Canada and the east coast just for today’s events. Excitement builds as armed guards pace the building’s perimeter (no cameras or phones are allowed inside). “This should be good,” one giddy fan says. “Oh, I see a Panamera!”

According to a couple of bystanders, my home-printed ticket is apparently one of the hottest pieces of paper around town this week. I’ve been selected as one of the 150 audience members for the very first studio taping of Top Gear America, featuring hosts Tanner Foust, Adam Ferrara, and Rutledge Wood.

Ten minutes later, the hangar’s 20-foot-plus doors open to reveal a cavernous studio that only half an hour prior was still unfinished. The first thing that catches my eye on the elevated center stage is a quartet of cars — Aston Martin V12 Vantage, Porsche Panamera Turbo, Chevrolet Camaro SS, and a Dodge Viper ACR-X. A Mitsubishi Lancer Evo X stands alone at the pack’s rear. Gleaming Hollywood lights, gigantic Styrofoam Top Gear logos, and a bevy of plasma TVs help fill out the spacious set.

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Take after take, the eclectic hosts expertly recite their lines and crack jokes — Richard Porter, Top Gear U.K.’s witty head writer, is in the studio overseeing the action, but it’s clear from the outset that the History Channel’s rendition has a distinct American flavor. 

Between shots, the “talent” (as producers call them) converses with the crowd, getting to know them and asking for impressions. The TV stars prove to be genial and genuine, and have their own unique perspective on all things automotive. 

“It’s awesome to have an automotive show like this here in the States,” Foust says to me. It’s a cut above the rest, he says, and has the creative minds and hefty budget to be a great production. 

Wood, standing next to Foust, chimes in. “It’s great to finally see it all come together. It’s a show with our cars, on our roads, done in our style. Hope you like it so far!”

The audience gets to watch a few of the episode’s shenanigans on the hanging plasma screens before they’ll air in late November. A segment with Tanner climbing a snow-packed mountain in an Evo X gets high marks. A few takes later, a video of a struggling student driver hits the screen. The catch: He’s blind. Videos continue the Top Gear-esque style with all the usual dramatic music, vignettes, and crisp, short cuts.

Since the entire first season of adventures has wrapped, I ask about the rides they’ve driven. 

“Man, that Aston is cool,” Wood says, pointing to the Barely Green example. “The main thing I don’t like is the fact that Astons look too much alike. I can’t really tell the difference between that and the DB9. The DBS, though, looks totally different. And the Panamera is butt-ugly, but once you get inside, it’s amazing.” 

“I loooved the SLS,” says Ferrara. “The doors were sweet until I smashed my fingers three times. And that sound! Sheeeesh!”

They understand there’s pressure to be as good as U.K. Top Gear hosts Clarkson, May, and Hammond. As Wood summarizes, “Clarkson and Co. are up here (he raises his hand above his head) doing their thing and we’re somewhere over here (he points sideways at a slightly lower level), doing ours. Someday, hopefully, we’ll be up there with them.

“We’re not trying to take anything away from Top Gear . I like to think of us all as chocolate cake. If someone says, ‘Have some chocolate cake,’ but then takes it away, that’s not cool. But if they say, ‘Here, have some of this delicious chocolate cake, and then have some more,’ that’s a different story. We’re just trying to add to the sweet brand.”

Safe to say, my first bite of delicious, chocolate Top Gear America cake tasted pretty sweet.

127 MPG: This Volt Story Must Be Told

2010 Chevrolet Volt front

Never mind the yellow journalistic brouhaha taking place on these here fine internets in regards to the 2011 Chevy Volt. Here’s why I’m so geeked on the Chevy Volt and why you should be, too. In normal, everyday driving we got 127 miles per gallon (fine, 126.7 mpg). Which is pretty amazing. Broken down, over the course of 299 miles on Los Angeles highways, byways and freeways, the Volt burned 2.36 gallons of gasoline (fine, 2.359 gallons — we rounded up). Most other cars use up a tank of gas going 299 miles. The Volt, to reiterate, used 2.36 gallons over 299 miles. That’s freaking amazing!

2010 Chevrolet Volt overview

A couple of weeks ago I hopped into a fully charged Volt with our tech guru Frank Markus and we set out on a little drive. The plan was to drive from the Motor Trend offices in El Segundo (near LAX) up and over some pretty serious mountain roads — Big Tujunga Canyon and Angeles Highway — before hooking up with Highway 14 and winding up in the desert city of Mojave. There was one catch however. Before we got to the 14, we’d avoid freeways completely in order to see how far we could push the Volt on battery only in stop and go traffic.

We took a wending, rambling, 45-mile or so circuitous route through the greater L.A. Basin, hitting such notable ‘hoods as Miracle Mile, Fairfax, Korea Town, Silver Lake and Glendale. Frank drove first, and drove consciously. Part of the Volt’s display is a little green ball on the right hand side. When you are driving as optimally as possible, the green ball shows three little leaves on it and spins. When you accelerate “too fast,” the ball rises up the graph, the leaves disappear and the ball turns orange. When you go hard on the brakes the same thing happens, only the ball sinks. Frank did his best to keep the ball centered. Me on the other hand…

2010 Chevrolet Volt side view

“Way to jack rabbit away into traffic,” Frank chastised me as I hustled to get the Volt in front of an oncoming city bus. The good news is that the Volt behaves like a normal car; it even has a modicum of guts. The bad news is that after ten seconds, I’d already put a nice-sized dent in Frank’s high-mileage effort. For the next forty minutes I gave Frank (he lives in Detroit) a guided tour of Los Angeles, not paying much attention to the Volt’s floating eco-ball. Here’s the neat part: at 36.3 miles, we ran out of battery-juice and the engine very quietly kicked on.

Once the engine turns on, the Volt drives exactly the same as it did in pure battery mode. Largely because it’s still in battery mode. Remember, the Volt’s internal combustion engine sends power to the battery, and that power then rotates the big electric motor (aka Traction Motor) that moves the car. True, over 70 miles per hour the motor clutches itself to the generator and helps power the wheels. Much OMG!-ink has been spilled over this fact, but we say big deal. Remember, that engine-assist makes the Volt more efficient, i.e. the entire point of the Volt.

2010 Chevrolet Volt interior

At the end of the journey, we’d covered more than 120 miles. City, hard-core mountain roads and freeway — we even took the Volt up to its limited top speed of 101 mph. Well, the speedo indicated 102 mph, but we were pointed downhill. Let me also mention that we had the A/C on because it was 100 degrees out. Factoring in the mountainous part of our romp, where Frank and I acted like utter hooligans and neglected (on purpose) to put the Volt in Mountain Mode, we still averaged 74.6 miles per gallon over 122 miles. Sure, that’s less than the 126.7 mpg we got driving the car from the office to home, but it’s still pretty dang good. Also, remember that if we had simply stopped driving when the battery went dry, our mileage was infinity.

Here’s the big takeaway, the big payoff: We couldn’t have done what we did in a Nissan Leaf. Not only is 120 miles past the Leaf’s best-case scenario range, but in such heat and driven so aggressively, the Nissan’s range would have shrunk considerably. With the Volt, the engine simply flicks on when you need more electricity. When the engine runs out of gas, you add more. As Kim Reynolds hyperbolically pointed out after he took the Volt over the Grapevine, “It would have taken weeks to make that drive in the Leaf.” Wry Reynolds also suggested that with a little bit of hacking, you could use Volts to go and recharge dead Leafs.

2010 Chevrolet Volt rear

Here’s what you should take away from the Volt. The 127 mpg number we recorded is around five times the average mileage of other cars. So while the Volt does burn fuel, it burns 80% less of it. Quite the big fat hairy deal, no?

Sand, and Lots of it: Ford Fiesta Treks through Saudi Arabia

Ford Fiesta in Saudi Arabia

After a journey that had seen us hit our biggest problems in the Middle East, we were naturally anxious about crossing through Saudi Arabia.

Ford Fiesta in Saudi Arabia driving

Leaving Amman, the prospect of 930 miles of driving in just one day (that’s London to Paris three times) didn’t fill us with half as much dread as the prospect of crossing into the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia. We’d had problems already and come through unscathed but surely Saudi would be worse…

Surprisingly, it wasn’t. Despite two drivers with British passports at the wheels of two German-plated cars, it took just two hours to get us motoring through this massive track of land.

Ford Fiesta in Saudi Arabia camels

Granted, that had a lot to do with the charm and intelligence of our Saudi Arabian fixer and friend Eias as well as the friendliness of the Saudi customs officials who treated us to dates and Arabic coffee as the ironing of the paperwork took place, but we were delighted to be through the border and heading for Riyadh.

The plan was simple — blast as far as we could under the circumstances and always stop for fuel before we got to less than half a tank. That may seem ultra cautious but when the only thing for miles around is a six lane highway and very little sign of life the last thing you want is to run out of fuel.

Ford Fiesta in Saudi Arabia through the sand

Often bleak, frequently boring, the drive was broken up by the sight of road signs indicating the direction of the Iraq border, while Eias kept us entertained with tales of nearby air bases and their fighter aircraft concealed beneath the sand. Despite our curiosity, we refrained from pulling out our lenses and going in search of the buried hardware. Well, it seemed a healthier option.

As the miles slipped under the wheels, the speedo stuck at a steady 100 mph with the Fiestas never missing a beat. From Ireland to Riyadh with just one oil change — albeit unnecessary — underlined the credentials of our small cars, which continued to draw bemused stares from locals more used to gas guzzling monsters on their highways than economic European saloons.

Modern roads and ongoing highway developments meant our romantic ‘T.E. Lawrence’ notions were dashed as the cars pulled into Riyadh some 19 hours after we set off from Amman.

Less dramatic than you might think, the Saudi capital provided a welcome pit stop as we recharged our batteries for another day at the wheel.

Ford Fiesta in Saudi Arabia about to make the coffee

The following day, about 60 miles outside of Riyadh, we spent some time at what can best be described as a club racing circuit, although we were informed that some 60,000 spectators turned up for the last race meet of the season. Where they all stood is another matter but there is no doubting the Saudis’ love of motorsport.

Situated on a development that is greater in size than the Kingdom of Bahrain, the Reem Circuit is just one small part of a massive project that will also house an air conditioned open-air safari park where lions and giraffes will feel the cool spray of sprinklers as they graze under the intense heat of the Saudi sun.

Ford Fiesta in Saudi Arabia making Arabic coffee

In two days, we covered some 1,500 miles crossing Saudi Arabia. The Empty Quarter can be a worrying prospect at the best of times but on this journey it’s simply another box ticked on what is becoming an epic motoring adventure.

At no stage did we ever feel uneasy. Sure, the sight of knives, sabers and rifle sights on sale in a gas station may be slightly different from the selection at your local 7 Eleven, but the warmth and friendliness of the people more than made up for the easy availability of on-the-road weaponry.

Not once did we have to brake for camels or feel like awkward strangers. Eias was the perfect host and the dinner spread his wife provided prior to our departure for Abu Dhabi was a highlight of the two days.

Ford Fiesta in Saudi Arabia flipped car

With three motorcycles in his house alone, Eias is typical of the Saudi petrol-head friends we made in the Kingdom.

Ford Fiesta in Saudi Arabia flipped car again

Curbing my Volt Enthusiasm?

1971 Car of the Year

As you’ll read in our First Test of Chevy’s stunning new Volt, my experience with the car suggests GM has indeed delivered the car it promised. It appears to be a technological moonshot that’s achieving its lofty objectives. But I’m an old guy with a long-ish memory that’s been sensing some deja vu throughout Chevrolet’s carefully orchestrated rollout of the Volt.

I remember another Chevy that promised to rewrite the rulebook with the introduction of tons of new technology. That car was also hyped for months and months beforehand so that by the time the press was presented with the real deal the unveiling was perceived as the Second Coming. It boasted a revolutionary engine and a 95-percent robotized body shop that helped enable a never before heard of line-production rate of 100 or more cars per hour. Even the shipping method was to be unique and revolutionary–the cars were engineered so that no fluids would leak out when transported vertically standing on their noses in specially designed rail cars that could accommodate 30 cars instead of 18.

Have you guessed the car yet? It was the 1971 Chevy Vega. A small car boasting big-car values and highway cruising ability that was designed to, once and for all, drive those pesky foreign cars back into the oceans across which they’d come. Motor Trend crowned it Car of the Year in 1971 and lived to regret that decision. Commenters in our Volt First Drive forum are already rooting loudly for Chevy’s plug-in hybrid wonder to take the calipers for 2011 next month. Is this car likely to create the same sort of regret?

Chevrolet Vega

I really want to think not. When you study what went wrong during the Vega’s troubled gestation (John DeLorean tells all in “On a Clear Day You Can See General Motors”), it’s clear to see that that car was destined for trouble. Larger-than-life personalities drove bad decisions that forced untenable designs on engineers who knew them to be untenable but were forced to try to make the predetermined design viable.

With the Volt, a larger-than-life personality (Bob Lutz) may have helped launch the program, and may have influenced the controversial decision to use such a large battery pack (driving the cost of the program way up), but the inherent design is sound — far better in fact than Toyota’s for a plug-in hybrid — and the tight-knit team that has brought the concept to production has been pulling hard in the same direction throughout the Volt’s fairly compressed development period. Another encouraging fact is that funding for this program was never interrupted throughout the corporation’s recent bankruptcy unpleasantness. Indeed our limited time with the car unveiled no fatal flaws. (Then again, I suppose our first Vega drives didn’t evince any melting engines or runaway fender rust either.)

Chevrolet Vega rear

Still, all evidence seems to suggest that General Motors remembers the Vega too, and has doubled down to ensure those mistakes aren’t repeated. Here’s hoping — for all our sakes — they really have gotten it right this time.

Are We In for Another 2009?

2012 Ford Focus

The unemployment rate remained steady at a depressing 9.6 percent last month. Private sector growth is slim as companies build up cash instead of hiring new workers, and budget-strapped state and local governments have to lay off public-sector workers.

As if that weren’t enough, real estate and mortgage banking are striking again. By suspending foreclosures in all 50 states, Bank of America is just delaying the pain. When all the foreclosure paperwork catches up, a flood of foreclosed homes could make your McMansion worth an even trade on a Chevy Volt.

2011 Jeep Grand Cherokee

I bring all this up because other assignments and some necessary time out of the office kept me from blog posts covering September and August sales. I wrote in mid-September that August sales weren’t as bad as expected, but of course there was a nuance to this – expectations were very low for August sales.

For good reason. The manner in which the economic recovery had begun to stall led some analysts to believe the month was going to be even worse. Ward’s reports that automakers sold 994,298 cars and light trucks in August, then just 956,248 in September.

And even those numbers were buoyed slightly by an influx of long-awaited new models, like the 2011 Jeep Grand Cherokee, Chrysler’s first all-new model in years. This month, Ford crowed about selling the first 3,050 Fiestas in the U.S., and said they scored a higher average transaction price than the 13,587 Focuses Ford sold in September.

Well, of course. The Focus is a stopgap model that’s very close to being replaced. The Fiesta is all new, though those first customers ordered more options and accessories than even Ford expected, which indicates many of them had stickers north of $20,000. As if in response, Ford has announced the all-new 2012 Focus will have a base price ranging from $16,995 to $24,785.

As with the Flex, there will be a Titanium trim level, with leather seats, rain-sensing wipers and rear sonar. As with the Fiesta’s pricing scheme, the Focus Titanium hatchback, at $23,490 to $24,785, will be more expensive than the Focus Titanium sedan, at $22,995 to $24,290.

Ford, the company that put America on wheels, seems bent on making the automobile a luxury item, again. And luxury cars are no bull market these days, either.

“People who can afford to buy are waiting,” which is stifling the luxury car market in the U.S., says Jim Hall of 2953 Analytics. This, at a time when automakers have a lot of luxury models on deck, or just released. There’s the new Jaguar XJ, Audi A8 and BMW 5 Series, to name just three.

Credit has eased up since last year’s dark days, though the credit rating threshold for new car loans is higher. One example is the Chevrolet Volt, offered at a reasonable $350 per month lease, with $2,500 down, versus a sticker of $41k. Problem is, that reasonable lease payment is based on an expected high residual value. You’ll need the kind of credit necessary for a much higher-priced car than the $350 payment suggests.

As General Motors lurches to its planned Initial Public Offering, probably some time next month, this adds up to a dismal fourth quarter for car sales. 2953′s Hall predicts a final number in the 11.7- to 11.8-million range (like about half the auto analysts, his numbers don’t include medium- and heavy trucks).

That’s not a bad number, on the lower-middle end of the broad predictions automakers made at the beginning of the year (generally, 11.5- to 12.5-million). The bad news for us – and the Obama White House – is that sales increases from the first half of the year are going to prop up the last three or four months. (One interesting take on the Obama economy is; “Now it’s official: Obama is another Reagan,” by Steve Kornacki, at salon.com).

One consolation, I guess, is that the fourth quarter will test the new GM management’s promise that it can make money at 18 percent market share, in a 10-million unit year. GM’s cultural and financial changes have been fairly impressive so far, but it’s hard to crack inside the company and figure out exactly how well or poorly it’s being run, even though we’re the majority owners. If the downturn in auto sales holds for the next several months, we should learn a lot more about the New GM.

My Dream Car Collection: Affordable Classics

1963 Buick Riviera

When you’re 8 years old, you can be anything. My buddies were firemen or astronauts or cowboys. Me? I was a racing driver, vroom-vrooming scarlet Ferraris in countries half a world away from my sun-drenched, working-class neighborhood in sleepy Adelaide, South Australia.

1967 Alfa Romeo Giulia Sprint GT Veloce

Growing up’s a pain. By the time I was 25, I had a wife, a child, a mortgage, and a boring job that paid the bills. Racing driver? Not anymore. I’d sold my homebuilt Datsun 510 rally car to make the down payment on the house. I’d never even sat in a Ferrari, much less driven one. Monza, Spa, and Monaco were places I saw once a year on TV as I watched, bleary-eyed in the predawn gloom, the live telecasts of Formula 1 races from Europe.

A quarter century on, I realize I’m probably never going to have a car collection, either. But that doesn’t stop me dreaming about one, although you won’t find $25-million Ferrari GTOs, or numbers-matching Hemi Challengers, or one-of-a-kind concepts from the 1950s auto show circuit on my wish list. All I want is a cool yet reasonably affordable postwar car from each of the world’s major automaking nations. Maybe it’s an age thing; maybe by the time you reach your 50s you can’t completely escape reality, even in your dreams.

I’ll start with Italy, simply because I already have the car — a 1967 Alfa Romeo Giulia Sprint GT Veloce. One of the first production cars designed by Giorgetto Giugiaro — he was working at Bertone at the time — it is a beautifully proportioned jewel, a genuine bijou Italian GT, with a charismatic twin-cam four under the hood, five-speed manual transmission, and four-wheel disc brakes.

Rolls-Royce Silver Cloud

From Britain, I’d like a Rolls-Royce Silver Cloud, with two-tone paint. Though that famous Greek-temple grille gives it a slightly more imperious air than the near-identical Bentley S-types, it’s still a wonderfully elegant car and not ridiculously expensive. You could spend tens of thousands more on a modern luxury sedan and still not make as much of an impression pulling into the Beverly Hills Hotel as you would in one of these.

Citroen DS

Of course my French car would be a Citroen. And of course it would be a DS, the car that stunned visitors at the 1955 Paris show. The aerodynamic DS, with its self-leveling hydropneumatic suspension and hydraulically controlled auto-clutch manual transmission, seemed like it had arrived from Mars compared with the quotidian Renaults and Peugeots around it. More than half a century later it still looks futuristic, and the ride is still otherworldly.

1985 Porsche 911 Carrera 3.2

Germany? A Porsche 911, naturally. There are zillions from which to choose, but not all 911s were created equal. I have fond memories of wheel time in a 1985 Carerra 3.2, one of the first Porsches I ever tested as an auto writer. Those 1984-’89 Carrera 3.2s are sweet-spot 911s — just the right combination of powertrain, suspension, and brakes, wrapped in the classic 911 envelope.  And with a bit of searching, you can still find good ones without breaking the bank.

Holden FJ Ute

As much as I’d love a Valiant Charger R/T E49 (see “Thunder from Down Under,” Motor Trend Classic Fall 2010) these spectacular early-’70s Australian musclecars are now way out of my price range. So for my affordable Australian classic I’ll go with a ute, because it’s the only automotive genre invented in my home country. (Translation: A ute is a car-type pickup, like a Chevy El Camino. The first one was created in 1933 by Ford Australia designer Lew Bandt.) And what could possibly be more Australian than a Holden FJ ute? The FJ is the Holden that put Australia on wheels in the 1950s, and the tough-as-nails FJ ute became an indispensible member of many a farmers’ fleet.

Volvo P1800ES

From Sweden I’d like a suitably quirky piece — a Volvo P1800ES from the early 1970s. Early hatchback? Two door station wagon? Your call. Based on the cool P1800 coupe that starred alongside Roger Moore in the 1960s TV series “The Saint,” the ES is probably the only genuine shooting-brake I could afford (all the really desirable ones are built from Astons). It combines a sporty drive with a modicum of practicality and a certain raffish charm.

1989 R32 Nissan Skyline GT-R

You might think a collectible, interesting Japanese car’s a tough call, but I’d take an original R32 Nissan Skyline GT-R in a heartbeat. With its unburstable, twin-turbo straight six, four-wheel drive, and four-wheel steering, it was late-’80s high-tech Japanese auto engineering at its very best, a car from an era that also gave the world the game-changing Lexus LS 400 and Honda/Acura NSX. With tuners all over R32s, unmolested ones are getting harder to find.

Oldsmobile Toronado

And finally, my American car. Musclecars, Corvettes, fins ‘n’ chrome, woodys: As with so much in America, I’m spoiled for choice, though serious collectors have long since picked the jewels out of these genres. But I’m a huge fan of the crisply tailored cars styled under the direction of legendary GM design boss Bill Mitchell in the 1960s, and there are a number of fabulously cool classics from that era that don’t cost a fortune. The only problem is, I just can’t decide between a 1963 Buick Riviera or a 1966 Oldsmobile Toronado.

I have the Alfa, and my rough calculations suggest that with a bit of work I should be able to get the rest for under $250,000. Now, where’s that lottery ticket…

Oh, and I’m sure you all have your own idea for a collection of affordable classics. Let’s hear ‘em.

Pure Brilliance: A Quick Spin in the Ford Focus RS

Ford Focus RS

There are cars that take hours or even days to discover their true personality, and there are those that give it all away in the first five minutes. The Ford Focus RS is of the latter persuasion, showing its pure, unbridled brilliance with the first firm application of the throttle and angry twist of the steering wheel. I had a chance to get behind the wheel of the RS recently during a trip to check out Ford’s new C-Max vehicles, and it was worth every minute at the helm.

The wizards at Ford of Europe have exorcised almost all traces of torque steer to the point that the uninitiated could easily mistake it for an all-wheel drive car despite the boosted 2.5-liter I-5 that puts down 305 horsepower and 325 pound-feet of torque. Mini and Mazda should perform some industrial espionage and come up with their own variant of the RS’ RevoKnuckle suspension for JCW Coopers and the Speed3, respectively.

All inputs of the Focus RS respond almost telepathically, as if they’re wired into the driver’s spinal column. Think Mechwarrior battle mech if you’re geeky enough to know what that is. The Recaro seats hold you in place as good as any seat can without the use of a five-point harness. Simply put, this is a stunning driver’s car that, with a good hand behind the wheel, could easily leave more expensive, more powerful, and more exotic cars in its rear-view mirror.

Ford Focus RS500

Were it available in the U.S., the Focus RS would likely run in the $40,000-$45,000 range. Of course, that would only happen were there to be another one, as the current model is at the end of its run. It’s being sent out with a final run of a half-thousand 350-horse RS500 limited-edition models. One was available for a quick spin as well, but it was a right-hand drive model and, since I’d never driven one of those before, hopping into the driver’s seat seemed ill-advised. Discretion is the better part of valor and all that.

To date, the ST is the only sporty model of the new-generation Focus that’s been announced. This one is due about a year after the arrival of the rest of the Focus lineup this winter. Of course, given how brilliant the existing RS is, it’d be a disservice to enthusiasts everywhere for Ford to not go for a repeat. And, thanks to Alan Mullaly’s “One Ford,” we’d actually have a fighting chance of getting one.

Rattner Says GM IPO Comes After the Midterm Elections

GM Renaissance Center

When General Motors Chairman Ed Whitacre started pushing for an initial public offering of the automaker bailed out by the federal government last year, the company was hoping to issue stock before the midterm elections. A news story I wrote for our September print issue questioned the timing. 

Was GM ready for an IPO after just two profitable quarters (possibly three, by the time of issuance)? More importantly, would the political backlash against such a baldfaced political maneuver obviate any political advantage the Obama administration expects from announcing the government is no longer the company’s majority shareholder?

Most news outlets now describe the imminent IPO as coming “before the end of the year.”

And the controversial former Automotive Task Force chief, Steven Rattner, told me in an interview about his new book Wednesday that GM will not issue its IPO until after the midterms. 

“The federal government wants to sell its shares at a fair price,” Rattner says.

No doubt the Obama administration’s Treasury department is backing away from the potential political backlash. Instead, President Obama uses the GM and Chrysler bailouts as two examples of nascent economic successes. Compared with much of the rest of the economy, GM and Chrysler the leaned down automakers, with most of their debts wiped out in bankruptcies are looking relatively good.

Why am I wasting any glowing ink on Rattner, a founder of the equity firm Quadrangle? Last April, Quadrangle settled two suits with the New York Attorney General’s Office over charges it made kickbacks to state retirement officials in return for lucrative contracts. Quadrangle had to pay a total of $12 million in fines, and disavowed Rattner’s actions. By June, the Securities and Exchange Commission was seeking to bar Rattner from trading privileges for three years.

Like you, I’m shocked to read of cheating in the private equity biz. I can’t relate at all to a former journalist who left the rag business to make billions of dollars in the investment biz. This is an automotive Web site, though, and Rattner’s insider’s access to GM and Chrysler is worthy of any auto journalist’s envy.

What’s the veracity of Rattner’s new book, “Overhaul”? If Ron Bloom, Rattner’s successor as ATF chief, and perhaps Rick Wagoner, Fritz Henderson, Bob Lutz, Jim Press and Sergio Marchionne wrote their own books, we’d have a nice, “Rashomon”-like picture of the U.S. auto industry’s lowest of low points. Don’t run down to your bookstores to place orders, except for maybe a Lutz book.

As for Rattner’s “Overhaul,” it came in the mail minutes before my scheduled phone interview, so an in-depth review is forthcoming. I’ll be sure to cut and paste the Quadrangle paragraph above in preparation for it.

Bloomberg quotes “two people familiar with the matter” that GM will try to raise $8 billion to $10 billion in the late ’10 IPO, which is expected to reduce the government’s 61.8-percent stake below 50 percent. The Treasury department wanted to raise more on the way to recouping the $49.5 billion it invested in GM, Bloomberg says, and GM and investment banks had considered trying to raise $16 billion. And Treasury’s special inspector general, Neil Barofsky, said GM stock must sell for $133.78 per share for the government to break even, Reuters reports.

Rattner is bullish on GM eventually being able to repay “most,” though probably not all, of the $49.5 billion. He’s pretty bullish on the company “after two quarters of significant profit in a very depressed market.”

GM is infamous for its layers of management and bureaucracy, the sort of heft that nearly grounded the company in 1992 amidst the most mediocre lineup in its history, and finally brought it down last year. 

“I think (GM culture) has come a very long way,” the man who fired Rick Wagoner says. “Ed has changed a lot of top managers, sometimes changing them twice to get it right,” including new post-bankruptcy hires as well as GM’s lifers.

“I have heard that under Whitacre, the speed and style of decision-making has changed dramatically. I’ve had enough experience with companies to know how much difference one or two people at the top can make a difference.”

Rattner says the plan was not for GM to use Fritz Henderson as its bankruptcy CEO, however. 

“When we pitched Fritz, it was with the hope that he would be there permanently. The board decided it wasn’t working.

“Having four CEOs in 20 months or thereabout is not ideal for a company.”

Rattner likes Ed Whitacre (GM chairman, who is retiring at the end of the year) and Dan Akerson (Whitacre’s replacement as CEO, and later, as chairman) for their toughness, their competitiveness, but wishes the GM board (which the Task Force picked in summer ’09) didn’t have to replace one with the other.

“In retrospect, perhaps it would have been better if the board had elevated Dan at the beginning of the year,” he says.

Could that one potential book author (not his first, after all), Bob Lutz, get along better with Akerson than he did with Whitacre? Probably not. My early impression of Akerson is that as with Whitacre, there’s not enough room for his ego and Maximum Bob’s in GM’s Renaissance Center.

Istanbul’s Belly-Dancing Cabbie Meets the Ford Fiesta

Belly dancing cabbie Ihsan Aknur

Jump into any cab in London, Sydney, or New York and chances are you’ll find a driver happy to discuss sport, politics, and the weather. 

Belly dancing cabbie Ihsan Aknur doing his thing

Hop into the taxi of Istanbul’s Ihsan Aknur, however, and get ready for your own private belly dance. 

“People say I’m crazy and, you know, I think they are probably right,” exclaims the self-proclaimed “best taxi driver” as he takes time from ferrying around the Fiesta World Tour team to do an impromptu dance on Istanbul’s Galata Bridge.

“But tourists don’t just want to be driven around — they want fun and that is what I give them. In the past, I used to jump out of the cab and run alongside with the door open. The people loved it but my car is too big for me now.”

Belly dancing cabbie Ihsan Aknur dancing

A taxi driver in this sprawling Turkish metropolis for the past 25 years, Ihsan was actually born in Ankara, but has fallen in love with the history and attractions of Istanbul. 

Today, thanks to the amazing success of his immodestly titled Web site — www.besttaxidriver.com — Ihsan is a man in demand with tourists from around the world who want to learn more about this gateway between east and west. 

Belly dancing cabbie Ihsan Aknur dancing near the Fiesta

His repeat business is exceptional, and with 22 bulging albums of personal tributes and testimonials from around the globe, the 58-year-old is recognized as a celebrity among Istanbul’s near 50,000 cabbies. 

“No, my taxi friends are not jealous — they think I’m crazy too. Most of them want to make as much money as they can but me, well, I like to see people laughing and smiling. That’s what makes me happy.”

Belly dancing cabbie Ihsan Aknur in the Fiesta

Belly dancing lesson enjoyed and Byzantine history lessons appreciated, we bid farewell to the incorrigible old rascal and set off for the next stage of our epic journey on the Fiesta World Tour 2010.

“Is there a chance for me to drive one of these cars?” he asks. “It has always been my dream to go to different places and talk to the people who live there.”

Belly dancing cabbie Ihsan Aknur with his cab

We’d love to help you, Ihsan, but there’s a long road ahead and passengers are not an option — not even belly dancing ones…

Belly dancing cabbie Ihsan Aknur clowning around